Macauley Culkin? Seriously?
The tabloids seem to have nothing better to do these days than fabricating bullshit about Michael Jackson's kids being illegitimate. US Magazine claims to have exclusively confirmed that Jackson's dermatologist is Prince Michael and Paris' dad. Child star Mark Lester claims he's Paris' biological father. And now the Sun is saying that Macauley Culkin is Blanket's. Ignoring for a moment that Jackson actually named one of his children "Blanket," MACAULEY FRICKIN' CULKIN?! I got a question for the tabloids: have you ever considered that maybe Michael Jackson is the father?
This is intended mainly as just a random rant to test out my new blog on TypePad, but when I saw this in the headlines, I found myself thinking, "You're that desperate for a story?" that I had to write about it. Can't you just let the man die in peace? And leave his kids alone? I am not a fan of Michael Jackson's, never was, never will be. But it irks me how they won't leave his kids alone. Haven't they been through enough?